That's A Lot Of Semin

SCENE: Washington, D.C. - 9:30 a.m. - Washington Capitals practice facility. Coach Glen Hanlon sits in his office, wondering how a team with Ovechkin can be so abysmal.

*BRING*BRING*BRING*

HANLON: Hello? Alex Semin is off injured reserve, huh? Well yes, I want him to join the team immediately! Whats that? How should he get here?

Alex Semin on a plane
Alex Semin on a train
Alex Semin, in a bar
Alex Semin, in my car

Alex Semin on the ice
Alex Semin, I think it’s nice
Alex Semin, gives me glee!
Alex Semin, coming at me!

Alex Semin, but not to share
Alex Semin everywhere!
Alex Semin, Sam-I-Am
Alex Semin, green eggs, and ham!