Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Todd McLellan Hired As Head Coach

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He looks optimistic


Todd McLellan will be announced as the new head coach for the San Jose Sharks tomorrow morning. McLellan most recently served as assistant coach of the Stanley Cup-winning Detroit Red Wings. He also had success in the minor leagues, capturing the AHL championship in 2003 with the Houston Aeros. Read more fluff here.

Uh, sure, why not. He's won a Cup, so at least he'll have some cool stories to tell. Maybe he can spend his day with the trophy here in SJ and show it off like pictures of a hot ex-girlfriend. "Yeah, I had that once. I made it aaaaaaaaaall the way to the 4th round with that one. What? You've only made it to the second round? You gay or something?"

Update: That's right folks, you're reading Onion-quality writing here at the Bucket.

In related news, maybe I can now justify buying some Aeros gear. Fuck me if this isn't the coolest logo in sports:


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