SAN JOSE, CA - The San Jose Sharks have announced a new line of equipment that will undoubtedly appeal to fans of the team and of shameless corporate cross-promotion. Currently, visitors to the HP Pavilion see advertisements on concourse billboards, on every in-game LCD screen, during every commercial break promotion, and on 2/3rds of the ice surface. Silicon Valley Sports & Entertainment was understandably thrilled when they figured out an all-new way to intrusively cram more product placement down the throats of paying customers.
In addition to the
recently announced Seagate BlackArmor third jersey, the team will soon unveil:
- Osh Hardware LumberSticks
- Tap Plastics UnbreakaBoards
- Durex 98% Effective Protective Helmets
- Dr. Berkowitz Female Cosmetic Enhancement Left & Right Face-off Circles
"We are thrilled about this promotion," stated Seagate Technology's VP of Marketing Saul Thomas. "What a wonderful opportunity to capture the public's excitement about unveiling a brand-new jersey, then choking that joy right out of them by slapping our corporate logo on it."
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