The Usual Suspects

I'd post something about last night's game but I stopped paying attention after 20 minutes. That's about 16 minutes longer than Kipper.

But then I received this gem in my inbox:


Fuck the Sharks Party, this looks like the Sexual Predator Party - and I'm NEVER going to one of those again. Are we voting for the All-Star Game or rounding up a posse to apprehend the James Gang?

These are the best portraits Sharks marketing could get?

• Patty's the most normal but looks like Kurt Angle with hair.
  
• Nabokov just stepped out of GTA IV. Since when does he have a flavor saver?
• Boyle's is close to halfway-normal but for some reason reminds me of the Mayor from Nightmare Before Christmas.
  
• Thornton looks like a Lord of the Rings elf with a jewfro who just took 3 bong rips.
  

And then there's Rob Blake. How bad does marketing hate you that they ever released this drawing? He looks like the molester of other child molesters. Is his Adam's Apple actually an Adam's Banana?

Thank god this marketing department supplies an endless well of jokes.