Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Sloppy Fourths

You probably heard about Sean Avery classing up the joint yesterday. This seems like a perfectly good excuse for a gratuitous Elisha Cuthbert gallery. Mmmmmm...

Back to Avery, when you play for 4 teams in 8 years, I guess you become an expert at being passed around like a useless piece of meat.

Now seems like a good time to remind everyone that perfect goddesss Elisha Cuthbert was the one that dumped Avery, and that Avery is the only douchebag on the planet who couldn't get in Paris Hilton's panties.

The next Dallas-Calgary match-up is February 3rd. Having to wait 2 months to see Phaneuf vs. Avery sucks, but fantasizing they both die in a bloody pulp will somehow pull me through.