Thursday, May 14, 2009

The State Of The Sharks Drinking Game


Unrelated, but awesome


This has to be the only way to make this thing enjoyable. Have fun, and see you in the emergency room!

  • 1 drink - a speaker shifts uncomfortably in their seat
  • 1 drink - you shift uncomfortably in your seat
  • 1 drink - a speaker checks his watch
  • 2 drinks - you check your watch

  • 1 drink - a fan makes a statement instead of asking an actual question
  • 1 drink - a fan asks an unanswerable question like "what the hell happened?"
  • 1 drink - a fan rambles on for over a minute. Keep drinking until they stop.
  • 2 drinks - a fan raises an issue that they, and they alone, care about
  • 3 drinks - a fan complains about the temperature of something

  • 1 drink - a speaker completely dodges a question
  • 5 drinks - a speaker gives a thoughtful, honest, and direct answer to a question
  • 1 drink - a speaker spreads responsibility for failure throughout the organization
  • 3 drinks - a speaker takes responsibility for the their own personal failures
  • 1 drink - Someone from management says something that indicates they want to beat their players with a garden hose
  • 3 drink - One of the players says something that indicates they want to beat management with a garden hose

  • 1 drink - you make it through 30 minutes of the forum
  • 3 drinks - you make it through 60 minutes of the forum
  • 5 drinks - you make it through 2 hours of the forum
  • 10 drinks - if, at any point, you think this was worth your time

Feel free to leave more suggestions in the comments.

2 comments:

Ted said...

1 drink - someone uses some form of the word accountability (can be substituted by the word responsibility, but not the word Nabokov).

2 drinks - someone uses the phrase "going forward" ("traded to the Islanders" is an acceptable substitute)

5 drinks - every water balloon lobbed from the rafters at Doug Wilson by Ron Wilson

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