Emphasis added, but I doubt you would've missed it. So apparently Couture's nickname is Cooch, which is the filthiest fucking thing I've ever heard. I thought the players called Devin "Seto" because the alternative wasn't exactly family-friendly. That is clearly not the case.
Callahan took a pass from Joe Thornton and skated down the middle of the ice before dishing the puck to Couture, whose 44-foot wrist shot beat Red Wings goalie Chris Osgood at 14:41 of the second period.
"That always helps, a little bit of chemistry," Callahan said. "But that being said, I didn't even know it was Cooch out there until I gave it to him."
And just so we're clear, Gooch is fan-fucking-tastic. There's no greater thrill in life than yelling, "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!!!" at the top of your lungs. Gooch is 90% funny and 10% dirty, the desired ratio. Cooch is at least 118% dirty. I'd sooner yell "Raffi Torres is the finest competitor to ever play the great sport of hockey and by god, a decent human being," than "COOCH" after a Logan Couture goal*.
Not to mention the potential confusion that could arise from this nefarious nickname! Would you dare call this man Cooch? What if your girlfriend overheard you quoting that you "didn't even know it was Cooch out there until (you) gave it to him"? Why are you giving any man Cooch, and better yet, why could you not identify that it was, in fact, Cooch?
So I'm backing Gray on this one. Cooch is one line that I just will not cross. Wait, shit, that came out wrong...
*This isn't even remotely true. Let's be honest: I'm probably going to yell "COOOOOOCH" at the Tank sooner rather than later, and will very likely be escorted from building**.
**Raffi Torres is a goddamn piece of shit.