So What Do You Do

When your best just isn't good enough?

Now It's Personal

It apparently takes quite a bit to get me to come out of my self-imposed exile. For one, this season I've gotten both a PS3 and a girlfriend, both of which I enjoy spending a lot of time with, moreso than yelling at strangers on the internet.

Also, since I've shut the fuck up, the Sharks have done quite well. I'm not one to mess with good juju.

But then I read this ridiculous bullshit from some limpdicked fuck at a site I won't do the pleasure of linking to (via Pollak's always awesome WTC):

“San Jose? Is that really a city, or just a suburb of San Francisco? Let’s get ourselves out of California, where hockey is an afterthought. Best chance for everybody involved to avert that possible chance for the first hockey finals interrupted by an earthquake.”

Well then.

Yes, San Jose is a city, and a vastly more important one than Chicago now that you bring it up. We shouldn't have to keep reminding people that San Jose is the 10th largest city in the US, which means our fanbase is bigger than 20 other teams in the NHL. We've given the world Google, Craigslist, Ebay, Facebook, Pat Tilman, and Nikki Sixx; Chicago's greatest export is shitty baseball and too much fucking bread on my pizza.

Afterthought? Afterthought?!? You might not have noticed while sucking your own dicks for the last two years, but before Kane and Toews landed in your laps, no one in Chicago gave a shit about the Blackhawks.

Blackhawk rank leaguewide in home attendance (based on raw attendance):

• 2001 - 24th
• 2002 - 23rd
  
• 2003 - 24th
• 2004 - 27th
• 2006 - 29th
• 2007 - 29th
• 2008 - 19th
• 2009 - 1st
• 2010 - 1st

Do not, DO NOT, give me that "frontrunner", "afterthought" bullshit. Everyone in Chicago hated the Blackhawks before Old Man Wirtz died and your team sucked so badly you stumbled ass backwards into 2 franchise-changing players.

And earthquakes? Really? How fucking lazy are you? That's like saying we'd be doing everyone a favor by knocking out the Blackhawks because the whole city might catch on fire. That's just retarded and lazy.

I tell you what, we'll knock out the Blackhawks so you all can go back to figuring out the best way to fellate LeBron James. "Da Bulls", amiright?

Sharks in 7. Fuckers.