A buddy of mine started watching hockey recently, and after Game 6 of this series he realized, "that's why you have so much grey hair." This makes as much sense as anything I've ever heard.
Fucking hockey. Fucking Game 7's. Nothing like this in the world. Good Shit San Jose, you kept the tank ROCKING last night and put Detroit in their place. Now lets make fun of those douchebags.
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Just so you know, I often use words that your mother would not approve of. Why? Because swearing is funny, and comedy is hard. So either learn to love the f***ing jokes or hope that I get funnier.